help, i can’t stop laughing
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help, i can’t stop laughing
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If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
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Isaac Cordal - ‘Cement Bleak’
Isaac Cordal uses strainers not as kitchen tools but as a means to create street art.
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Isaac Cordal - ‘Cement Bleak’
Isaac Cordal uses strainers not as kitchen tools but as a means to create street art.
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“Consider that you can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic spectrum. As you read this, you are traveling at 220 km/sec across the galaxy. 90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not “you.” The atoms in your body are 99.9999999999999999% empty space and none of them are the ones you were born with, but they all originated in the belly of a star. Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato.
The existence of the rainbow depends on the conical photoreceptors in your eyes; to animals without cones, the rainbow does not exist. So you don’t just look at a rainbow, you create it. This is pretty amazing, especially considering that all the beautiful colors you see represent less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum.”
— We Originated in the Belly of a Star, NASA Lunar Science Institute, 2012. (via thinksquad)
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Venus Comb: Sonnet XVII »
by Pablo Neruda
I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz,
or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off.
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved,
in secret, between the shadow and the soul.
I love you as the plant that never blooms
but carries in itself the light of…
I have no idea who did this because it floating around twitter with no original name attached to it. Would like to give proper credit for it because it is funny!
Hey, we should send POTUS a postcard from Paris. What’s the French for “shove it up your ass”?
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Hey, we should send POTUS a postcard from Paris. What’s the French for “shove it up your ass”?
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—Pulp Fiction (1994)
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I know what it’s like to have your OTP be a lesbian couple and have your heart ripped to shreds. We’re here for you Calzona fandom. Sincerely, a Brittana shipper.
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And there goes another ship.
Down with all my ships. SINK THEM ALL.
Alright television, okay.
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So somehow studying for Chemistry turned into making Science related pick-up lines. No regrets here.
